T/A DNA to AlcHEMI

[AlcHEMI]

I never imagined I'd get rid of my widebody T/A. I went in for an oil change and drove out with a special edition Last Call Durango. 392 SRT AlcHEMI. Only 1,000 units made, with 250 units each in four exterior colors: Diamond Black, Destroyer Gray, Vapor Gray, and White Knuckle.

 

[MikeD1]

If you get tired of the yellow accents you can inject it with some of that Ozembic & it'll lower the A1c + she'll shed a few lbs.

 

[BigSwede]

And that’s why they give oil change deals.

 

[BULL]

Welcome to our place

 

[1971demon]

Welcome to our place

Uhhh...not so fast...he never said he was stayin

 

[Unholy707]

Post an actual pic when you take delivery, looks nice. You’d think the “alchemi” would run on e85. Even without widebands, it’s possible with an actual flex fuel sensor

 

[DavidKFla]

If you get tired of the yellow accents you can inject it with some of that Ozembic & it'll lower the A1c + she'll shed a few lbs.

working for me...

 

[1971demon]

working for me...

WTF David...you and your wife eat right....you cant be fat eatin roots and berries..

 

[DavidKFla]

WTF David...you and your wife eat right....you cant be fat eatin roots and berries..

My A1C was out of control so she put me on it. It's probably from the stress and bad eating during these past months. I am losing weight, soon I'll shrink down to nothing...

 

[1971demon]

My A1C was out of control so she put me on it. It's probably from the stress and bad eating during these past months. I am losing weight, soon I'll shrink down to nothing...

There's an up side to that...when ya get down to 86 lbs..I know ya can lend yer driving skills to a couple a guys on here tryin to break into the 9's

 

[DavidKFla]

There's an up side to that...when ya get down to 86 lbs..I know ya can lend yer driving skills to a couple a guys on here tryin to break into the 9's

I'm still over 200...

 

[1971demon]

I'm still over 200...

Get down to 86..should get ya 2 tenths....you'll be the "Irad Ortiz Jr."...of the Forum

 

[covidcommander]

Always nice to hear that, nice to be in a new car. Congrats

 

[DavidKFla]

Get down to 86..should get ya 2 tenths....you'll be the "Irad Ortiz Jr."...of the Forum

I would need to shrink down to 5'3" but then I could not see over the dash.

 

[1971demon]

I would need to shrink down to 5'3" but then I could not see over the dash.

Curvature of the spine sets in @ age 75..and there are vintage phone books on Ebay....problem solved...you'll be behind the wheel in no time.

 

[DavidKFla]

Curvature of the spine sets in @ age 75..and there are vintage phone books on Ebay....problem solved...you'll be behind the wheel in no time.

aren't you like 79 or something? How does this feel?

 

[1971demon]

aren't you like 79 or something? How does this feel?

EASY there Chump.....I'm 4 months shy of 72...and feel surprisingly great...while friends my age have tons of medical issues....

 

[DavidKFla]

EASY there Chump.....I'm 4 months shy of 72...and feel surprisingly great...while friends my age have tons of medical issues....

Evidently at 68 I'm falling apart. Doctors are keeping me together with titanium coils and duct tape.

 

[1971demon]

Evidently at 68 I'm falling apart. Doctors are keeping me together with titanium coils and duct tape.

Make sure when ya go...yer kids get the precious metals..(that will be worth a fortune,,duct tape no so much)...a while back a bunch of us were @ a store and a woman's shopping cart got away from her and was heading for my truck...I sprinted maybe 25 yard and caught it before it hit my truck...my buddies were amazed I could still run...(and fast)...all said they hadn't been able to run in years

 

[DavidKFla]

Make sure when ya go...yer kids get the precious metals..(that will be worth a fortune,,duct tape no so much)...a while back a bunch of us were @ a store and a woman's shopping cart got away from her and was heading for my truck...I sprinted maybe 25 yard and caught it before it hit my truck...my buddies were amazed I could still run...(and fast)...all said they hadn't been able to run in years

I would of been, oh hell no.