Checked for grins and giggles, and now my Audi Q5 is listed on Carvana. For an extra $5,200.
It ended up in Arizona for some reason. Looked at the Carfax and condition lists, and it was predictable flawless. Well, was. Apparently it now has minor scrapes on the hood and the rear bumper. Not visible in the photos, but still.
If I had to guess, that damage has something to do with it being transported.